My kingdom is getting a bit dusty and clutter is building up in piles along the walls. They’re closing in on me so, I finally caved and started a war after all. Mostly, I’m used to being a pretty neutral party when it comes to room cleaning I just sort of sit here on my bed and wait for it to clean itself. So far my strategy doesn’t seem to be panning out very well. So I’ve changed tactics.

Currently working on a spell to summon army of lint brushes.

So far I’ve found things like, rotting shoes at the bottom of my closet.

This other thing that was probably a three month old lunch, and video games my brother has been missing. He probably blamed the laundry room elf for that. I never knew anyone could own so much tissue paper! Where did it even come from?

I’m going to have to check back here latter, I can here the vacuum orcs approaching.